This DOGE thingy WTF?

[Littleguy]

Guys, I was all on board with this DOGE thing until last night wifey asked me to list 5 things that I had done around the house last week...................
CRICKETS

 

[Wallyd]

At that point did you ask her to make you a sammich?

 

[SAD]

I fucking dare my girlfriend to give me an ultimatum. My resignation gets re-written on a weekly basis so that it stays up to date.

 

[testboner]

Guys, I was all on board with this DOGE thing until last night wifey asked me to list 5 things that I had done around the house last week...................
CRICKETS

Your reply should simply have been: “Forget about that, can I have a blowjob?”

 

[JackD]

Did she give you a handi?

 

[Littleguy]

Nah guys she spoils the shit outta me, I was just fucking around.
I am Andrew Tate in my house but she is treated like a queen so it is a fair trade