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- Mar 18, 2012
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I am 55, wife has 2 years on me. At some point one must pick their battles. Sure I could bag a 40 something gym bod, cRap listening drama queen and be her sugar daddy and eat cream pie.........NOT!
All I can do is keep the tires on her bicycle aired up and keep up the yearly dues on the lifetime membership I bought her years ago. She prefers Planet Fitness (another mindbogglingly topic for another day). The weather is going cut back on our after dinner bike rides.
She ain't 50 anymore, neither am I. My yearly class reunion tunes me up pretty darn good seeing all the drunken, obese losers and I remain in a state of counting my blessings.
Now if she was just plain fat I'd tell her.
All I can do is keep the tires on her bicycle aired up and keep up the yearly dues on the lifetime membership I bought her years ago. She prefers Planet Fitness (another mindbogglingly topic for another day). The weather is going cut back on our after dinner bike rides.
She ain't 50 anymore, neither am I. My yearly class reunion tunes me up pretty darn good seeing all the drunken, obese losers and I remain in a state of counting my blessings.
Now if she was just plain fat I'd tell her.