PillarofBalance
Strength Pimp
- Feb 27, 2011
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Oh what a fun thread. Thankfully I'm not as fukked up as that aussie hoodlum! Just kidding big fella.
If you don't check your locks, make sure your car is locked, the dog has water before you leave, you're just lazy.....so I'll leave this to the quirky stuff.
For me, I don't wipe my ass with paper and I carry wipes with me wherever I go....I also keep a roll of toilet paper in my car trunk "just in case" I run out of wipes or if a girl needs something at a beach or a woods party.
I apply deodorant left side first 8 swipes, the right side 9 swipes.
I've used the same hair product for 13 years.
I will not lick a girl's pussy the same way twice, always a variation to create proper build up.
I won't watch porn on my phone without wifi.
I don't allow my fuel tank to go below 50 miles til empty.
I have the exact same setup to how I approach a ball when I golf.
I set 5 alarms in the morning even though I'm awake after the second one.
I have to have a fan on my face when sleeping even if it's -10 degrees below zero.
He isn't kidding. At a meet waiting for him to show up. No tp in the ladies room and my wife is pissed. He shows up with tp and wet wipes lol