Philosophical question

[jipped genes]

So me and my boss were talking at lunch yesterday. He said "If it was not for my hand I would get no sex" to which I unfortunately agreed. For context of the next part, he has lost a lot of weight and been working out and has made great progress. On to the conversation...

He said "I am so sexy now, I like to watch myself spank the monkey in the mirror" He then laughed and did a mock hand to glad combat in the air with a really disturbing look upon his face. He made eye contact with me in the restaurant while doing this......one never makes eye contact when fake masturbating, it is man law! I digress.

I stated "That sounds gay AF pal, looking at your erect pecker and liking it is gay"

He said it is not gay because it's yourself, just like roughing up the suspect, every guy does that.

I reiterated that flogging the bishop to one self's image in a mirror or in a video, you are still turned on by looking at a hard dick in a sexual way regardless if it is yours or not.

He disagreed and after 30 minutes of fierce debate we could not compromise.

I would like it if you gentlemen (and savages) would enter in a civil discourse as to the gayness rating of watching oneself in the mirror while burping the worm. Let's scale it 1-10.
10 being "I like cocks in my mouth and B hole"
1 being "I don't even touch my own dick to pee because that's gay! "

 

[Yano]

I been married 32 years , only time I touch the anaconda is pissing , holding it so it dont drop in the water when i'm taking a shit and when i'm getting ready to shove it into the ol lady,,, all of which i can do just fine with my eyes closed , thank God.

 

[fasttwitch]

So me and my boss were talking at lunch yesterday. He said "If it was not for my hand I would get no sex" to which I unfortunately agreed. For context of the next part, he has lost a lot of weight and been working out and has made great progress. On to the conversation...

He said "I am so sexy now, I like to watch myself spank the monkey in the mirror" He then laughed and did a mock hand to glad combat in the air with a really disturbing look upon his face. He made eye contact with me in the restaurant while doing this......one never makes eye contact when fake masturbating, it is man law! I digress.

I stated "That sounds gay AF pal, looking at your erect pecker and liking it is gay"

He said it is not gay because it's yourself, just like roughing up the suspect, every guy does that.

I reiterated that flogging the bishop to one self's image in a mirror or in a video, you are still turned on by looking at a hard dick in a sexual way regardless if it is yours or not.

He disagreed and after 30 minutes of fierce debate we could not compromise.

I would like it if you gentlemen (and savages) would enter in a civil discourse as to the gayness rating of watching oneself in the mirror while burping the worm. Let's scale it 1-10.
10 being "I like cocks in my mouth and B hole"
1 being "I don't even touch my own dick to pee because that's gay! "

This song solves all these philosophical questions.

 

[Lizard King]

Well clearly the stare down was in hopes you would invite him to the men's room and gloryhole him in stall #3.
This is a solid 7 on the gay scale.

 

[fasttwitch]

I have a friend, a doctor here in town. An old gym friend. Sometimes over the years we'd share pictures of girls we've boned. About 4 or 5 years ago he says, hey man.. Check out this hottie I'm banging. So he starts showing me pictures of her from his phone. At first it is just her. After about 4 swipes the pictures are of her and him going at it. Her on her knees blowing him. I was NOT expecting or desiring to see my buddy's junk. Pics of her pussy?? All day! Her tits? Yes sir! Her face and ass and legs, hell yeah! His dick? I would pass on that.

But he thought nothing of it. Just showing me pic after pic of him doing her. It was weird. Known the guy for 15 years or so before this. Never any weirdness. I donno. Just seemed weird somehow. I wondered if her was bi? Like he was trying to invite me? Hmm. Anyhow, it changed things a little between us. Last time I saw him I pretended not to see him.

But to be fair, though I'm straight as a arrow when I watch porn I watch guys banging girls. So maybe I'm just weirded out over nothing?

 

[BD Cool]

He disagreed and after 30 minutes of fierce debate we could not compromise.

Fiercely debating whether or not it is gay to watch yourself masturbate for 30 minutes is clearly gay. 20 minutes of debate would have been fine, maybe even 25, but 30 is incredibly gay!!

 

[tommyguns2]

I think even talking about it is gay…

 

[rawdeal]

I think even talking about it is gay…

Agreed. I wouldn't touch jipped's thread with someone else's dick!

 

[Mike_RN]

Trust me the “come on” is next. Talking face to face about watching your reflection while rubbing one out is already gay. He wanted to see how curious you’d be…Next time he’s gonna let you “accidentally” catch him.

Make sure you knock twice and announce yourself loudly before you enter any closed space he is occupying from now on.

 

[rawdeal]

Trust me the “come on” is next . . . .

Do those usually lead to "cum on's" ? Worried now about @jipped genes , although it might be a good time to ask for a raise?

 

[Mike_RN]

This can only end badly.

 

[jipped genes]

He is not gay! At least I hope not...i did not even think that. I just figured he was trying to make me feel awkward.