Sporran? Good to know. Sounds less gay than cock pouch. Either way, I wish I could wear one everyday to carry a flasks. That thing single handedly got me through that shite wedding. Nothing like seeing your best friend commit life suicide.
POB can't afford me. I, too, doubt he can wipe his own ass. I have a sneaky suspicion his big ass uses a bidet. Silly Frenchmen.
And you Yaya, I have nothing to say except...f uuuu!
Lastly, I should start a poll for my next pic. Fishnets? Yellow spandex undies? Zebra print? Sock? Banana hammock? My collection is vast. I will let the good people of the Den decide.