worst pick-up lines

[Divorce]

"Are you a single mom?"........No........ "Do you want to be one?"

 

[Getraw]

"Are you a single mom?"........No........ "Do you want to be one?"

Wrong, But funny as hell!!

GR

 

[PillarofBalance]

Epic fail tonight. Some lady was standing right next to the milk in the grocery store so I walk up and grab my milk, look at her, and say "sexy like a chocolate strawberry"...didn't work. Wasn't really hoping it would work either. I'm just spontaneous like that for no reason. It's a line from "Role Models"

You shoulda just stuck with your usual: "Get in the back of the van bitch!"

 

[Ogre717]

Basic conversation always worked like a champ for me. but my all time fail safe was just leaning in to tell her quietly that i want to fuck her brains out.

60% of the time, it works every time

 

[Dex]

Got any raisins? no. How bout a date? hahahaaaaaa

 

[sityslicker1]

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[Divorce]

Wrong, But funny as hell!!

GR

Yeah, definately wouldn't use that one

 

[dangerouscurves]

saw this one on facebook, and I think its great!! Probably would've worked just from the humor!

 

[Stumpy]

how about

"wanna see why they call me Lizard King?" Some guy tried that on me the other day...

Did it work?................I'm gonn try that, saves beating around the bush.

"Are you a single mom?"........No........ "Do you want to be one?"

lol, very Quagmire type line.

 

[poundpuppy]

The hell with the pick up line. If at first she says no buy her another drink

 

[overwatch]

The word of the day is "yourlegs"... let's go spread the word!

If I told you you have a great body would you hold it against me?

Favorite of all time:

There's a party in your mouth and I'm cummin!!!

 

[dangerouscurves]

and another FB funny