worst pick-up lines

[dangerouscurves]

Just heard this one today, " I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U"(no not directed at me!)

And I wanna hear your wors pick up lines, I have faith the den could come up with some winners!

 

[Getraw]

" Fuck me if I'm wrong, But dont you wanna kiss me"


GR

 

[ajdos]

Just heard this one today, " I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U"(no not directed at me!)

And I wanna hear your wors pick up lines, I have faith the den could come up with some winners!

Im sorry but what a moron, yes lets mention STD (sexually transmitted diseases) as the first thing to the woman...lol....yeah I bet that gets their attention, what a moron.
I worked in bars as a bouncer for years I heard all sorts of bad shit to the point where I just talked to women, you know Hi hello how are you type of shit.
Amazing how much that worked.

 

[ajdos]

" Fuck me if I'm wrong, But dont you wanna kiss me"


GR

LOL! At least that has some humor to it.

 

[poundpuppy]

Tickle your ass with a feather?

Lets get naked and see what grows.

ahhh lets get drunk and screw.

There are three that I heard over the course of a couple of days.

 

[Divorce]

"Does this cloth smell like chloroform"

 

[PillarofBalance]

Nice shoes... Let's fuck.

 

[dryvrgrl]

true story

i was a city bus driver for 11 years.. a guy got on my bus, looked at me said "oh wow: asked for a transfer then got off the bus... i start driving up the street, the guy is running up the street and gets to the next bus stop as im stuck at a red light... he gets BACK on the bus
I ask him "whats up buddy? did you forget something?"
he says "I dont believe in love at first sight, so i had to see you again, and Yup I believe in love at second sight, would you like to go out this weekend"

it was actually REALLY cute... and sweet.. I was involved at the time, but have never forgotten that one!

 

[Halo]

true story

i was a city bus driver for 11 years.. a guy got on my bus, looked at me said "oh wow: asked for a transfer then got off the bus... i start driving up the street, the guy is running up the street and gets to the next bus stop as im stuck at a red light... he gets BACK on the bus
I ask him "whats up buddy? did you forget something?"
he says "I dont believe in love at first sight, so i had to see you again, and Yup I believe in love at second sight, would you like to go out this weekend"

it was actually REALLY cute... and sweet.. I was involved at the time, but have never forgotten that one!

Thats's a pretty good one my wife and I both agree on that one. She said at least he put in some effort

 

[PillarofBalance]

true story

i was a city bus driver for 11 years.. a guy got on my bus, looked at me said "oh wow: asked for a transfer then got off the bus... i start driving up the street, the guy is running up the street and gets to the next bus stop as im stuck at a red light... he gets BACK on the bus
I ask him "whats up buddy? did you forget something?"
he says "I dont believe in love at first sight, so i had to see you again, and Yup I believe in love at second sight, would you like to go out this weekend"

it was actually REALLY cute... and sweet.. I was involved at the time, but have never forgotten that one!

I woulda slashed your tires after putting in all that effort and getting shot down! lol

 

[Lizard King]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money and I'll leave
Do you have a quarter? I told my mother I would call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
**checking the tag on a girls shirt** Oh, sorry.....just wanted to see if you were made in heaven....

Been working in a bar for 15 years and have heard it all!

"You look like you taste better then Wonder Bread" LOL

 

[PillarofBalance]

how about

"wanna see why they call me Lizard King?" Some guy tried that on me the other day...