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TexSon

TexSon

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Feb 15, 2013
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my interpretation:



the first part is about a crack whore


Her mind is Tiffany-twisted

tiffany is cali slang for crack




she got the Mercedes bends

play on words - bending over is how she bought the mercedes



She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends

johns



the last part is about that piece of Microsoft shit - vista


'Relax' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.


running some piece-o-shit java application for hotel management


You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'


the app doesn't like vista and the two hose the PC. the customer's record's locked in the database. can't delete it, can't check the dude out...so he says 'fuk it'. grabs the ho and they both get a room and smoke up her nights earnings.
 
FlyingDragon

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You have to forgive Stumpy, he is a huge Ricky Martin fan and is use to lyrics with gay overtones....
 
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