Weird things you do

[HisAngriness]

HA I didn't know we had so much in common.

I catch myself pulling on my beard sometimes too for no reason.

I'm glad I'm not the only that counts deodorant strokes, and does a motion to make sure evenly applied.

Being late is no fun either.

dont evr let me hear you say we have anything in common again!
i didnt even think you could grow a beard...

 

[DLTH]

Yep


Also; I must always use the very least amount of plates to get my desired weight.

Which means if I squat 455 and want to go to 475 I will take the quarters off and add 35s instead of simply adding 10s to each side.

You guys have those old school plates with the lip on them? I hated those. We have the ones with the holes that you can grip easy.

 

[HisAngriness]

...I get to work and sit in the parking lot 45minutes to an hr every day. I hate being late. I find it as the ultimate sign of disrespect. I married the queen of late of course.

same here. i sit at work and drink coffee preparing myself for my shift for AT LEAST a half hour and as anal as i am about being early, my wife is late for ****in EVERYTHING! and dont even get me started on my gf...that girl will be late for her own funeral!

 

[DLTH]

same here. i sit at work and drink coffee preparing myself for my shift for AT LEAST a half hour and as anal as i am about being early, my wife is late for ****in EVERYTHING! and dont even get me started on my gf...that girl will be late for her own funeral!

I can't stand ****ers that are late all the time. I get to work 15-20 minutes early everday. My g/f is the same way. If she has to get up early I literally have to role her out of bed, she could sleep thru a nuclear explosion.

 

[extremevet]

"The plates all have to face the same way."

Yes

 

[FLEXjs]

You guys have those old school plates with the lip on them? I hated those. We have the ones with the holes that you can grip easy.

In my garage I have the old school cast iron plates with the lip.

Last few gyms I've belonged to have had the steel plates with the hand grips.

 

[tightglutes]

First time I took a good look at the curvy rump you got. Had to have a gander at your profile too. I don't think anybody would mind if you posted up some more pics. Anyway sorry to get off topic IS.

Were you able to see the album I made

 

[DLTH]

Were you able to see the album I made

No I don't see it, point me in the right direction.

 

[shortz]

Hell yeah! Read this thread, starting to feel normal.

I dont do anything weird, ya buncha whack jobs.



















Seriously, I'll think of something here in a moment. Everything feels normal, sometimes we have weird things we don't think of right away.

 

[IronSoul]

Here's something weird I do. I lead the American people the only Whey I know how to! Presidential gains

 

[GuerillaKilla]

I have a long goatee that i find myself "kung fu master pulling" all the time.

I also like to smell my wifes armpits when she gets off work. Or out of the gym. Either way her stank makes he horny.

I like to share the experience of big shits i take with other people, whether in real life or sending them pics through text.


I have to have my feet out from under the sheets when i sleep.

I have to use wet wipes prior to wiping with toilet paper.

If i hear or produce a fart myself, it is impossible for me not to laugh.

I have to finish any steak i order, regardless of size or lack of hunger.

I think it should be a requirement that if you are a man you eat pussy with gusto.

I like to make my wife baaaaaah like a sheep during sex sometimes. Or make her tell me how much "she loves my pop tart"

I use paper towels to open public restrooms doors after ive used them. They are filthy.

I lay a few squares of TP down in the bowl before i drop a deuce in a public restroom.

I like to set my stereo volume in my car or home to odd numbers. Usually 13.

There are plenty more, but i will start with those.

 

[DLTH]

I have a long goatee that i find myself "kung fu master pulling" all the time.

I also like to smell my wifes armpits when she gets off work. Or out of the gym. Either way her stank makes he horny.

I like to share the experience of big shits i take with other people, whether in real life or sending them pics through text.


I have to have my feet out from under the sheets when i sleep.

I have to use wet wipes prior to wiping with toilet paper.

If i hear or produce a fart myself, it is impossible for me not to laugh.

I have to finish any steak i order, regardless of size or lack of hunger.

I think it should be a requirement that if you are a man you eat pussy with gusto.

I like to make my wife baaaaaah like a sheep during sex sometimes. Or make her tell me how much "she loves my pop tart"

I use paper towels to open public restrooms doors after ive used them. They are filthy.

I lay a few squares of TP down in the bowl before i drop a deuce in a public restroom.

I like to set my stereo volume in my car or home to odd numbers. Usually 13.

There are plenty more, but i will start with those.

Ok that reminds me of one. In all my 32 years on this earth I've never pooped in a public bathroom. I also never once even took a piss at the bathroom in elementary, middle, and high school.