This may or may not be my final post...and why you should or shouldnt care.

[Frank Rizzo]

It is clear what is going on here. Or should I say what ISNT going on here. This forum has not welcomed myself and many others.
There is no appreciation for comedic contribution.
There is no acceptance of the comradery or good fellowship I and others have attempted to bestow. Hell one of your african american members recently tried to sell me illicit pain medication to which I did not hold against you, but rather turned a blind eye.
There is no respect for the various life pro tip knowledge I have amassed and attempted to share. Heck most of you probably still refrigerate your ketchup. I had plans for an important series of threads on how to optimize potato chip freshness. Well you can forget it now.
And worst of all there has been little to no respect for Mike Sorrentino as he leaves prison and tries to rebuild his life.
In the coming weeks and months I will be making a decision. I see now why the likes of cosmo kramer have decided to flee. Maybe I will join him in the winds of change.

 

[Bro Bundy]

nothing wrong with keeping ketchup in the fridge u jerky fuk!

 

[C T J]

some say cosmokramer is still building his gazebo to this day

 

[FlyingDragon]

I will miss Frank if he decides to pack up his pro life tips and fly off into the sunset.....

 

[FLEXjs]

okay

 

[Patriot1405]

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[CFM]

............but catsup on steak is grounds for im peach mint.

 

[trentracks]

Im going with shouldn’t care

 

[NavyChief]

You inconsiderate bastards, Frank has done nothing but be a positive influence on every one of you. His wisdom and knowledge freely parted with for your benefit.

He wakes every day and writes his own jokes just to come here and have NO ONE laugh at them, sadly, you laugh at him instead.

Poor frank, I feel so bad that I am going to quit keeping my ketchup in the fridge. From now on buddy, its the warm runny version for me. You know, just like you, warm runny and not liked by anyone but yourself.

 

[searay]

hey frank, SHUT THE FUCK UP, we are dying here from your poor jokes and you talk about coupon? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 

[macgyver]

Who is Frank?

[edit] Just read though a few posts. Is his stuff supposed to be funny? ... Dont look to me to stop you from leaving.

 

[DungeonDweller]

Wait, I'm curious to hear his tips on potato chip freshness. I hope it includes things like Cheetos, because those are getting so soggy on me.