The WETF Thread....post em if y a got em

[TexSon]

question.


if you have sex with a hooker and you don't pay her...is that like shoplifting?

 

[Mini Forklift Ⓥ]

I have been happily married to my wife for nearly 10yrs. However, before I met my wife I was in NZ for a few days and went out clubbing one night. Met a chick, took her back to her hotel room and screwed her in the spa bath.

Fast forward a few years to when I'm being introduced to some of my wifes' family... I uncomfortably get to find out that the random girl I screwed was in fact my wifes' cousin. I'm friends with the cousin now (kind of have to be) and the wife has no idea.

 

[ziplocc]

You better be paying my hoes Tex

 

[ziplocc]

Damn forklift! Have you talked to the cousin about it an told her to keep her mouth shut?

 

[Mini Forklift Ⓥ]

Damn forklift! Have you talked to the cousin about it an told her to keep her mouth shut?

We've never mentioned that night, I think we both know it would be stupid to bring it up after all these years. Technically neither of us did anything wrong as it happened about 3 or 4 years before I even met my wife. Just a bit weird and coincidental I guess!

 

[oldschool1967]

once upon a time i drank for 2 straight days and on the 3rd, fell on my face in the middle of a main street, almost made it home

 

[TexSon]

You better be paying my hoes Tex

yeah, right.


they outta be paying me.

or at least give me frequent flyer miles or something.