The WETF Thread....post em if y a got em

[ketsugo]

I keep weapons in my fanny pack, Im always prepared for batttle

 

[TexSon]

The only reason women pay trentracks attention is because they are trying to get to me.

 

[TexSon]

poor unlovable bastard.

 

[Turbolag]

Has anyone tried those new chicken fingers at Popeyes ?

They're really good. They give you a ranch dipping sauce, fries and a biscuit.

Man Popeyes biscuits are saweeet!

I love Popeyes.

 

[TexSon]

he, turbo - I see you're from texas too.

smart man.

yeah. I could live on popeyes chicken and biscuits.

that is, until my arteries hardened and clogged and killed me.

but what a way to go.

 

[Turbolag]

Yes sir .....Lived in Tx all my life.

Have you always been in Tx ?

I would like to move somewhere up north possibly, see what its like. I would love to see snow, and experience a less humid climate.

 

[BrotherIron]

Yes sir .....Lived in Tx all my life.

Have you always been in Tx ?

I would like to move somewhere up north possibly, see what its like. I would love to see snow, and experience a less humid climate.

**** that. I'd rather have hot all year long than snow.

 

[5.0]

Aww, c'mon! Nothing like a 5am cardio session shoveling 18in of wet snow to wake ur arse up, who could pass that up?!?

 

[TexSon]

Yes sir .....Lived in Tx all my life.

Have you always been in Tx ?

I would like to move somewhere up north possibly, see what its like. I would love to see snow, and experience a less humid climate.

nope.

wasn't born in texas, but got here as soon as I could.

dallas, to be exact, and yeah, we get snow a couple times a year.

we like a little snow with our twisters.

makes em more....well, interesting.

 

[graniteman]

You ever tongue punch a fartbox?

 

[TexSon]

my ex-girlfriend once farted in blockbuster.


luckily she had the good sense to go off into an unoccupied corner, because man, it was rancid.

it didn't register to my senses....couldn't connect the dots: something that smelled that bad from an ass that fine.

anyway, it was bad. real bad.

next day, brought the movie back.

wondered near that corner and you could still smell it.

I think she set a personal best with that one.

def raised to bar for rancid ass farts.




later, she did the same thing.

but this time, in my car.


and that's why I moved her over to the 'ex' list.



there are just some boundaries you don't cross with men.



gonna miss that fine, foul smelling ass, though.

 

[ziplocc]

You ever have a chick fart on your balls while youre fuking her? THAT'S rancid. I almost puked.