the T.I.D. christmas thread

[schultz1]

I would givethe following gifts:

Raiden, a green card.
GK, a new didlo seat for his bike.
UHC, a new pair of skinny jeans
POB, a soul. Because gingers have no soul.
R.R., new fanny pack and walkman.
Bullmuscle, a trough of protein and the ability to be a dick from time to time
I.C, a pair of platform shoes so he can finally reach 5'9
Gman, a new shelf for all your tubesteak eating trophies.
FD, all the seasons of the Oreilly factor and a new black dildo.
LK, a 6er of pbr and some swisher sweets cigars.
Turbo, a job
Stumpy, free wifi.......oh wait.
1biggun11, a new date kit with extra strong duct tape and odorless chlorophorm.

Merry Christmas

 

[PillarofBalance]

I would give everyone some ****ing eyes so they could see I am clearly not a God damn ginger.

**** you guys!

 

[IronSoul]

Hhahhahahaha this is great. Especially pob's response. Lmao.

 

[Turbolag]

Thank you Schultz for your kind thoughts.

 

[schultz1]

Thank you Schultz for your kind thoughts.

Turby, its time for you to come home, the den misses you.

 

[Rottenrogue]

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[RAIDEN]

Fukk my green card, more Zima.

 

[GuerillaKilla]

I would givethe following gifts:

Raiden, a green card.
GK, a new didlo seat for his bike.
UHC, a new pair of skinny jeans
POB, a soul. Because gingers have no soul.
R.R., new fanny pack and walkman.
Bullmuscle, a trough of protein and the ability to be a dick from time to time
I.C, a pair of platform shoes so he can finally reach 5'9
Gman, a new shelf for all your tubesteak eating trophies.
FD, all the seasons of the Oreilly factor and a new black dildo.
LK, a 6er of pbr and some swisher sweets cigars.
Turbo, a job
Stumpy, free wifi.......oh wait.
1biggun11, a new date kit with extra strong duct tape and odorless chlorophorm.

Merry Christmas

Raiden, a tamale, so he has something to open on Christmas.
Schultz, a vericose vein treatment. Have you seen his face?
UHC, a cactus, so he can go **** himself with it.
POB, a soul, because gingers don't realize that they are gingers and have no soul.
RR, a boudoir photo shoot so she can show off that sweater meat, and stay classy.
Bullmuscle, one of schultzys testicles so he can get nuts
IC, ill fly out to meet him so he can get to know his father. Also, so I can donkeypunch his mother again.
GMan, a signed picture of Ron Jeremy's penis
FD, a Pete Rose haircut.
LK, a 6 pack of IPA and a 6 DVD set of nature programs.
Turbo, a fold out couch for his mothers basement, so he's more comfortable.
Stumpy, a ticket out of Spain. He will have to pay for Internet wherever he lands though.
1biggun11, a gimp suit to round out his new date kit.

 

[Divorce]

**** this thread

 

[Bullmuscle7]

Oh no. Look!!!

 

[graniteman]

@schultz1 and @GuerillaKilla ....

I would buy you both a bag of dicks...your fookin avi's burned a hole through my soul!!!!

 

[Rottenrogue]

:Middle-finger-emoti............