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graniteman

graniteman

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Well @monsoon and @RAIDEN.. You can share.. a brand new used weedeater with a lawn trimming edger attachment!!!

@IronCore a larger circumference dildo...we know the ole o-ring aint what it used to be

@GuerillaKilla ...well only a pic can describe it so...
dildo%2Bbike.jpg
 
monsoon

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For Graniteman, a free week of landscape services.
 
monsoon

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I'm not mowing his yard no more. He ain't paid me in 2 months
I thought I told you, he told me that he could help with my paperwork in exchange for the grass and such. He knows an immigration lawyer who can push things through or something.
 
RAIDEN

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I thought I told you, he told me that he could help with my paperwork in exchange for the grass and such. He knows an immigration lawyer who can push things through or something.

So you undercut me.
 
monsoon

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We are partners in the business Raiden, it will help you too. If I can get legal status, we can finally start paying taxes.
 
RAIDEN

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We are partners in the business Raiden, it will help you too. If I can get legal status, we can finally start paying taxes.

Why would I want to pay taxes? I already get free money, food, housing, medical, education and anything else. I can vote as well drive with a license now.
 
Bullmuscle7

Bullmuscle7

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Jun 11, 2014
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I would givethe following gifts:

Raiden, a green card.
GK, a new didlo seat for his bike.
UHC, a new pair of skinny jeans
POB, a soul. Because gingers have no soul.
R.R., new fanny pack and walkman.
Bullmuscle, a trough of protein and the ability to be a dick from time to time
I.C, a pair of platform shoes so he can finally reach 5'9
Gman, a new shelf for all your tubesteak eating trophies.
FD, all the seasons of the Oreilly factor and a new black dildo.
LK, a 6er of pbr and some swisher sweets cigars.
Turbo, a job
Stumpy, free wifi.......oh wait.
1biggun11, a new date kit with extra strong duct tape and odorless chlorophorm.

Merry Christmas


Schultzy...my glasses are off...

So you want me to take a tough protein and a dick from time to time?
 
monsoon

monsoon

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Because I want the real Americano experience and so you can stop going to the emergency room every time you have a cold
 
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