The Official Iron Den Haiku Thread

[Mike_RN]

5-7-5 syllables...do you even Haiku Bro? I'm curious how creative the Den(izens) are. Open topics. I'll start:


Sea of dirty fists
A hundred voices cry "Strike"
Out come the batons

 

[Turbolag]

Lizard King has tits.
Iron Soul gave me roids yesterday
I still have no life

 

[PillarofBalance]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[danielrh]

Lizard King has tits.
Iron Soul gave me roids yesterday
I still have no life

Polysyllabic
Two too many syllables
Turbo learns to count

 

[woodswise]

Warm rain on the leaves
fragrant flowers soak it up
So inhale and blink



The weather at my house: warm and rainy. The flower beds are soaking it up!

 

[monsoon]

Silly mike wastes time
haikus are lazy mans prose
i am not a poet

 

[Mike_RN]

Man that corn was great
See you on the other side
Pooping sure is fun.

 

[Rampage]

Everyday I see,
The same old things that see me
This was very deep.
-Dj.

 

[IronSoul]

I love Turbos mom
She knows I sold him steroids
Made me pizza though


Disclaimer: There were no exchanges of money or illegal steroids between Turbo and Ironsoul. However, the pizza was great!

 

[danielrh]

Big field of green grass
Men kicking heading balls bounce
Who will win the cup

 

[IronSoul]

Tuna and mayo
Meats fat with unsat fish oil
Lunch tonight at work

 

[IronSoul]

Sun comes up slowly
Awakened as she blows me
Pearl necklace for her