Let me itemize this for you:
1. Obsessed is a strong word, and not the appropriate one. I asked my friend who it is because I am a member on many boards and was just curious as to who it might be. He may be someone I like and respect, which would put a different spin on the story now wouldn't it? As they say, there are three sides to every story. Yours, his, and mine. Mine being the truth as I see it.
2. here is a better use of the word obsessed: Why are you obsessed with throwing up your personal business on an Internet forum full of geared out bodybuilders, a Mexican, a Ginger, and one vegan crossfitter? And then wonder why people want to know who the other guy is? That's a better question.
3. You don't need to hook me up. Lizard King and I are very happy together. But thanks for offering.
4. Also, he isn't single. He's bringing some young broad to the gym.