shortz
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- May 6, 2013
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Yep, the medical field has tons and tons of stupid shit we deal with. We not only deal with stupid coworkers, but even stupider (Yes, I said that) patients.
What brings you to the ER today?
*20 mins later*
Sir, you still have not answered my question.
Do you have high blood pressure?
No
Sir, it says here you take blood pressure medicine
Well, that's why I don't have it anymore
Same with cholesterol question
So when did this start?
Earlier
So it didn't start tomorrow then?
So tell me what happened
Well, it's been about a minute...
Wait, it was just a minute ago
No, it's been a minute
Thts what I just asked
Oh, you know, like a couple months ago...
*Bert Stare*
Do you smoke?
You mean, like, Cigarettes?
Umm, sure. Anything else you want to add to that?
Did you hurt your shoulder?
Yeah, I had a rotisserie cuff tear once
Is there a chance you're pregnant?
No
Are you sexually active
Yes
Do you use contraception or protection?
no
soooo, that's a yes on the "chance you could be pregnant"...
I can go on for days. I am sure Mike has some good ones too.
What brings you to the ER today?
*20 mins later*
Sir, you still have not answered my question.
Do you have high blood pressure?
No
Sir, it says here you take blood pressure medicine
Well, that's why I don't have it anymore
Same with cholesterol question
So when did this start?
Earlier
So it didn't start tomorrow then?
So tell me what happened
Well, it's been about a minute...
Wait, it was just a minute ago
No, it's been a minute
Thts what I just asked
Oh, you know, like a couple months ago...
*Bert Stare*
Do you smoke?
You mean, like, Cigarettes?
Umm, sure. Anything else you want to add to that?
Did you hurt your shoulder?
Yeah, I had a rotisserie cuff tear once
Is there a chance you're pregnant?
No
Are you sexually active
Yes
Do you use contraception or protection?
no
soooo, that's a yes on the "chance you could be pregnant"...
I can go on for days. I am sure Mike has some good ones too.