Left a St. John's basketball game and the poop hit me on the Van Wyke Expressway. My friend got into an accident I had to poop so bad. Got to Nathans and the crapper was out of order and the water was to the top of the bowl, dropped pants and bent over and shit corn on the wall, felt like a million bucks. Got me a dog and left
Oooohh, was that too graphic, LOL