If you consider walking "cardio," then you might be a bodybuilder.
If you consider protein, carbs, fat, and vegatables to be "food groups," then you might be a bodybuilder.
If you consider tupperware fine china, then you might be a bodybuilder.
If the house of mirrors is your favorite carnival ride
If you have ever had to choose between gasoline or tren
If the average male body looks anorexic
If the waist of your jeans is 3 sizes too big but you can't fit your legs in
Here are some that someone else made up but I think are the best:
If you take more pills than your grandmother
If your chest is bigger than your girlfriends
If you spend more time in the dressing room looking at yourself naked than actually trying on the clothes
If you become offended when someone asks "have you lost weight?"
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