You might be a bodybuilder ...

[Jada]

when you go over to someones house for dinner, and can't eat half the shit that was prepared..........

Damn this is me all the damn time! ^^^

 

[uphillclimb]

Dude are you wearing skinny jeans?

lol, no....really it was the angle. Not gonna lie, they were tighter than when I first bought them....silver lining I guess.

I do NOT have the frame to wear skinny jeans let alone the gheyness....not my style

 

[Swiper]

if you shave your legs more often than your wife.....

 

[Lizard King]

If you ever considered putting a chicken breast in the blender so you can drink it...

 

[graniteman]

Here it is...lol.

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Dude, did you accidentally put your wifes pants on? :homo: