When was the last time you shit your pants?

[trentracks]

for me?......about once a month..yuck

 

[chadstallion]

I sharted for the first time.
it surprised me; i thought it was going to be simple ole fart.
damned eggs for breakfast.

 

[TheSpectre]

I took 4 Alli (orlistat) while eating @ CiCis Pizza Buffet. Later I took two more and drank 5 Four Lokos. I shit everywhere. It was neon-orange. I farted and like 12oz of undigested oil mixed with shit particles came out all the way to the damn floor. I spent three hours cleaning up the stench. It was my friend's bedroom. I had to use Dawn dish soap and then bleach water.

Five years ago. I was 29.

 

[Bro Bundy]

im just about do for a good shitting of the pants...i havent done it in years and i miss it