You want gay? Here it is:
I got the absolute joy of spending a quiet, small Christmas morning with my beautiful family whom are all very close and loving and best of all I got to see the joy of my 4 kids at home enjoy, in peace, their small Christmas. I was happy that they are not stuff dependent nor spoiled even though they have more shit than they could or will ever use or play with. Their wants were few. Their gifts were few and everybody was happy. Christmas just wasn't a big deal this year. I hope it's because we are all so full and connected in joy and peace that Christmas isn't that much better than every day for us.
BOOM! True gheyness in your FACE! Haha