Top 10 signs that your TEST has kicked in (add yours)

[simonjpa]

#10 You actually feel like lifting instead of forcing yourself to do it

#9) The weight you struggled with last week feels a lot lighter and you are compelled to try for a new personal best on the bench

#8) Your pumps are so big you actually worry your skin will split

#7 After doing Bis you cant even touch your own shoulders

#6 You eat a big steak - and instead of it laying in your gut - your body sucks it out of your stomch and into your muscles like it was cotton candy - and you are hungry again in 3 hours

#5 You feel like you are a teenager again -- GREAT!

#4) You feel like a teenager again -- to the point that you actually appreciate that labido tapers off some when you get older. (see #3)

#3) You wake in the middle of the night with an erection so big you dont have enough skin left to blink you eyes and no matter what you do its back again next night

#2) You are invincible ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

#1) Even ugly women look beautiful ( see also: Top 10 signs you are drunk)

 

[PillarofBalance]

Can't get up from your desk at work because thinking about what nasty thing you'd do to your 4/10 female co-worker has given you a chub that would bust the seams of your pants.

 

[silntrunin]

Not getting up from the seated calf machine because the chick in the squat rack in front of you is doing dead lifts and you can see the crack of her ass through her spandex and you now have wood. lol


Although #1 is a sure sign your test is working. lol

 

[PillarofBalance]

You just banged your wife 10 minutes ago but now you're in the shower spankin the monkey

 

[silntrunin]

You just banged your wife 10 minutes ago but now you're in the shower spankin the monkey

ha ha ha thats when you know your on overload

 

[YAMAHA147]

You start to have naughty thoughts about the transvestite thats been eying you up for a week..lol

 

[IronCore]

LOL yam...

At some point that will happen... and the lil devil on your shoulder says... fuckit.. its just a nut... no one will ever know... muuhhhaaahhhhhhahahahahahh

 

[goldy]

You just banged your wife 10 minutes ago but now you're in the shower spankin the monkey

Close... you bang the wife, she falls asleep, you are still wide awake, FAP FAP FAP FAP.

 

[USMCRabi]

Can't get up from your desk at work because thinking about what nasty thing you'd do to your 4/10 female co-worker has given you a chub that would bust the seams of your pants.

hahaha this is also true..

 

[kingkrazy1012]

Fifty years old and you can nut four times in one day........

 

[Hulk]

4 hrs of sleep a night is a full nights rest.

 

[Stankyleg]

You keep telling your girl "hold still."