I've seen this before, and I love it! Several great lines. "this is the danger zone, just don't go here. this would include red heads, strippers, any girl named tiffany...." hilarious.
and then the line, "if you find a girl who's about an 8 on the hot scale, and is less than a 4 crazy, then you've found a unicorn. capture it, and we can do research on it."