The 2023 Smoked Turkey

[jipped genes]

I have been doing a lot of pork lately. Its a cheap protein and I can buy whole rotisserie chicken for $4.99 at HEB so it makes no sense to bother smoking it for me. I did 2 - 7lb boneless shoulders this weekend with the Chupacabra rub. Works out great for me. I make a giant baked potato on my high days and add about a pound of meat and some ranch made with olive oil and its soooo good. Today is a low carb day so I got a plain broccoli and kale thing with a pound of meat, some kidney beans and corn and some feta with kalamata olives, boiled eggs, and some Caesar made with olive oil. After my sickness I really cleaned up my diet and have been staying away from processed anything as much as I can.


~PM

I do a rotisserie chicken from Sams club ever weeks for my lunch. It is the cheapest chicken one can get and tastes good too.

I love pork butts and shoulders but they are so fatty. Loaded baked potatoes are a fav at my house for sure. A pound? Do you have some special toilet for giant dumps?
I do pork loins, much leaner but you have to doctor them up. I normally butterfly them and make a tomato/jalapeno relish with avocado oil. Place it inside the loin, roll it up and pin it with toothpicks. then smoke. Its good.

Feta and kalamata olives makes salad great. I just use olive oil with salt and pepper and maybe a touch of vinegar for dressing.

 

[MR. BMJ]

Same here, it's hard to cook whole chickens on your own when you can get them so cheap as a rotisserie. I used to do them for pulled chicken sandwiches, and I like some of my own rubs and sauces to mix it up....but I get lazy too when rotisserie is so good and easy to buy, lol.

Love smoking some pork butts and shoulders and ribs! I have to limit them though, lol.

 

[tommyguns2]

I think the fat in a pork butt is a feature! Gives it all the flavor

 

[jipped genes]

I think the fat in a pork butt is a feature! Gives it all the flavor

Yeah but I hate all the extra calories. But I love it. GREAT for keto.

I am gonna get me a rotisserie bird today. I pull the meat and use some for a recipe tonight and the rest for lunches. I have never used it for chick sandwiches. That sounds good. I normally just pour red or green enchilada sauce in some seasoned chopped chicken. Layer corn tortillas, meat, beans and cheese then bake 35 minutes. I am too lazy to roll my enchiladas.

 

[Paramuscle]

I do a rotisserie chicken from Sams club ever weeks for my lunch. It is the cheapest chicken one can get and tastes good too.

I love pork butts and shoulders but they are so fatty. Loaded baked potatoes are a fav at my house for sure. A pound? Do you have some special toilet for giant dumps?
I do pork loins, much leaner but you have to doctor them up. I normally butterfly them and make a tomato/jalapeno relish with avocado oil. Place it inside the loin, roll it up and pin it with toothpicks. then smoke. Its good.

Feta and kalamata olives makes salad great. I just use olive oil with salt and pepper and maybe a touch of vinegar for dressing.

Typical fatty response.... sounds like you're leaning towards loving their weiners with all that San Fran cooking you're doing there homo...



~PM

 

[jipped genes]

Typical fatty response.... sounds like you're leaning towards loving their weiners with all that San Fran cooking you're doing there homo...



~PM

I do not have to feed 350 lbs of mostly fat and blubber and a little muscle.

 

[Paramuscle]

I do not have to feed 350 lbs of mostly fat and blubber and a little muscle.

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Its actually only about 280 pounds of mostly blubber and fat thank very much. I thought this was a safe space.... are any mods listening to this? I feel threatened





~PM

 

[jipped genes]

Its actually only about 280 pounds of mostly blubber and fat thank very much. I thought this was a safe space.... are any mods listening to this? I feel threatened





~PM

Awwwww, sorry. You need a long shirtless non-gay man hug...unless you want it gay then you gotta pay! But you already know that.

 

[Paramuscle]

I always go gay..... you know this. Fag



~PM

 

[jipped genes]

I always go gay..... you know this. Fag



~PM

I always go gay..... you know this. Fag



~PM