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THAT - NJ couple made "Superman" sex drug, sold it online

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PHILADELPHIA — Grand jurors indicted a Jersey couple on charges of mixing a sex drug potent enough to give the Man of Steel an erection.

Brian Parker, 27, and Michelle Pfeiffer, 24, allegedly made their penis-boosting drug called "Superman" by using Viagra and Cialis and selling the concoction on the Web, prosecutors said Friday.

U.S. Attorney Zane David Memeger also said that the couple e-sold other pills they manufactured called “GHRP-6,” or “Growth Hormone Releasing Agent Protein” and “IGF,” or “Insulin Growth Factor.” Both of those protein-based drugs were popular for increasing strength and muscle mass.

The defendants allegedly advertised on websites and message boards, targeting an audience of primarily body builders and athletes, which would tout the benefits and dosing of different performance enhancing drugs.

Parker allegedly offered prescription erectile-enhancing drugs for sale without asking for a prescription from a licensed medical practitioner, Memeger said.

In addition, the indictment says Parker advertised brand-name prescription drugs such as Cialis and Viagra but delivered imitations of those drugs that he made in the basement of his home, said Patty Hartman, spokeswoman for Memeger.

Parker never got approval from the FDA to distribute the home-made junk and never registered his basement lab with the FDA, according to the indictment.

The accused allegedly accepted orders for the drugs through e-mail, using a pseudonym, and told buyers to write deceiving messages in the subject line to avoid detection.

Parker, of Brielle, and Pfeiffer, of Tom’s River, were charged with fraud and failure to register a manufacturing facility. They each face a maximum sentence of 42 years in prison and a fine of $3.75 million if convicted of all charges.

There's no word on whether Superman had to see a doctor because his erection lasted longer than four hours.
 
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U.S. Attorney Zane David Memeger also said that the couple e-sold other pills they manufactured called “GHRP-6,” or “Growth Hormone Releasing Agent Protein” and “IGF,” or “Insulin Growth Factor.” Both of those protein-based drugs were popular for increasing strength and muscle mass.
If the attorney representing the prosecution doesn't even know that GHRP-6 and IGF are not pills, then this trial is going to be very bias and go very badly. And saying that those drugs were popular for increasing strength and muscle mass is very deceiving.
 
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If the attorney representing the prosecution doesn't even know that GHRP-6 and IGF are not pills, then this trial is going to be very bias and go very badly. And saying that those drugs were popular for increasing strength and muscle mass is very deceiving.
I agree,,Doesnt look good given the information and it also doesnt help its not his first Rodeo!!
I could see this one turning out to be a statement case, but of course I hope not.


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"Parker never got approval from the FDA to distribute the home-made junk and never registered his basement lab with the FDA, according to the indictment."

I like the part, "home made junk"....I seriously doubt that phrase ended up in the indictment.
 
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Like anyone is dumb enough to try and register a "basement lab" with the FDA, lol
 
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Wow, he's been around a long time. Had no idea he was that young.
 
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Parker never got approval from the FDA to distribute the home-made junk and never registered his basement lab with the FDA, according to the indictment.

Like Flying Dragon I found this statement bordering on humerous.

So this is "THAT"?
And 42 years? WTF? Seems a little steep and so does the fine, AAS would carry a lower penalty, but I guess the clandestine lab thing is compounding it?
 
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Did they take the name superman from the gay ass rap song that soulja boy made called superman that hoe!? Wow what a good name for a dick pill. That is a long ass time and a big ass fine. Couldn't imagine being in prison having to tell people I got busted for making superman dick pills.
 
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The accused allegedly accepted orders for the drugs through e-mail, using a pseudonym, and told buyers to write deceiving messages in the subject line to avoid detection.


From this little bit of info, I can almost bet you they are telling all. All the way down to how the emails worked, boards, you name it. Facing charges like this and not being your first offense, he will help any way he can. "That" did have alot of privy info also. Just a heads up


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The accused allegedly accepted orders for the drugs through e-mail, using a pseudonym, and told buyers to write deceiving messages in the subject line to avoid detection.


From this little bit of info, I can almost bet you they are telling all. All the way down to how the emails worked, boards, you name it. Facing charges like this and not being your first offense, he will help any way he can. "That" did have alot of privy info also. Just a heads up


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Snitchs are bitchs! Own up to what u did and don't take your customer base down with u! Why would u bring down your customers also. That's a good way to end up 6 feet deep! They should just legalize all "performance enhancing" products. Let's be honest prolly alot safer then alot of supp that are not approved by the FDA. Bigger stronger faster doc movie shows how dumb law makers are. The one guy they interviewed didn't even know the correct legal age for cig and snuff sells. They wanna make these laws and then not know anything about what they just passed. Yes u should have to be of a certain age like say 25 atleast before you could buy steroids. Tax it make some money get us out of debt. Who else feels they way I do?
 
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well that's fucked but good for them while it lasted showed good American ingenuity
 
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