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BovaJP

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this morning, 5a at the gym to put in my fasted cardio work....my work ethic in the gym is put headphones on, tune out others and do my freakin work. I'm not there to socialize, this is not my social hour-despite some lol.

I'm humping along on the Stepmill at about Level 6-7, for about 10 mins.....i'm out of breath, shit is hard.....also trying to get my heart rate up there so i can burn this fat off.
2 girls on next to me....1 on a bike 1 on a stairmaster....chattin away, talking, etc.
I up my level to 10...i can't breathe, i''m forcing breaths out...probably sound like a cow in heat...is that a thing? any farmers here care to confirm?

How dafuk you do cardio and talk??!! There is no way I can talk while doing my cardio....i cannot form any form of words while doing my cardio work.
I look down at the one on the bike and her heart beats per min was registering at 108. Bwhahaha.....and they wonder why they don't make any progress??? If i catch dem bitches at the gym talking about their progress...i'll have to weigh in on that topic with them.....LOL.
 
Lizard King

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How do you balance and hump on a stepmill?
 
BovaJP

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How do you balance and hump on a stepmill?

So that is what you got out of that story LK, how I manage to hump on a stepmill? Well the answer, my friend, is quite simply......very carefully.....
 
BrotherIron

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So that is what you got out of that story LK, how I manage to hump on a stepmill? Well the answer, my friend, is quite simply......very carefully.....

Be sure you don't slip or things could get messy, lol.
 
FLEXjs

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I don't do cardio but when I did I never talked.

Can't understand people that talk while lifting either and I see it all the time.

STFU & CONCENTRATE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!
 
FlyingDragon

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It would appear Bova is silent during all types of cardio :rolleyes:
 
JackD

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Did anyone else start humping along?
 
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My friend Sarah who was raped by 2 bonobo monkeys while zip lining in Costa Rica reads books while doing cardio.
 
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metsfan4life

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Im with you my man, even on an incline simple elongated "quick" stride - im out of breath. i have to talk to clients on the phone for my job and when my boss calls, Ill sometimes answer, soon as I do im winded after "hey boss" he knows im at the gym as i cant breathe. idk how people do it , or why
 
Lizard King

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Im with you my man, even on an incline simple elongated "quick" stride - im out of breath. i have to talk to clients on the phone for my job and when my boss calls, Ill sometimes answer, soon as I do im winded after "hey boss" he knows im at the gym as i cant breathe. idk how people do it , or why
Those people who have treadmill desks baffle me.
 
Lizard King

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Did anyone else start humping along?
Just this guy

Humpty-Hump-199x300.jpg
 
tommyguns2

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Because cardio is difficult and makes me out of breath, I try to avoid it at all costs.....

I do, however, keep quite on a cardio machine. I go with the proverb, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt."
 
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