Pet names for b/f, g/f, husband, wife

[SuperG]

My ex who passed away I use to call her Boobies or Boobie Snackers. Have no idea where it came from.

 

[PillarofBalance]

I call my girlfriend peanut... One time I went to kiss her but picked her up first... She yelled to put her down saying I would hurt myself (even though I could dead way more than her weight) and I replied like Ronnie Coleman "you're nuttin but a peanut!"

The name peanut stuck after that.

 

[SAD]

My wife calls me Muffin and I freaking hate it (except that I secretly really love it). I call her something too, but I usually get slapped for it.

 

[ritch]

I simply call her "my pet" and she does the same to me and for some reason we both love it.

 

[RedNeck]

Call me wife sparky, she calls me douche

 

[PillarofBalance]

My wife calls me Muffin and I freaking hate it (except that I secretly really love it). I call her something too, but I usually get slapped for it.

I tried to nickname my ex wife muffin-top... Didn't go over well...

 

[SuperG]

I tried to nickname my ex wife muffin-top... Didn't go over well...

LMAO at POB

 

[Cabo Jo]

stupid bitch

 

[lymbo]

when i want one Big boy other wise A hole

 

[BD Cool]

I don't have a nickname for my my wife but she often times refers to me as "fucking idiot"...

 

[GOODFELLAS]

You get called fn idiot too small world