I was at a party this weekend. Some random dude came up to DYS and was telling him about how he did crossfit and broke his back. I lol'd and said I wasn't surprised. It was all I could think of.
Haha. That guy was smashed. You were over in line getting more pig for most of his shenanigans. If the party theme wasn't what it was, I probably would have punched him in the face for being an idiot. First he started peddling these hand sanitizer bottles with stupid, hardo slogans on the bottle while telling us how smashed he was. Stuff like "washes the cock off your hands." Ok cool.
Then he made a semi-inappropriate comment to Mrs DYS about being preggo. Now I'm not impressed. Then he started with the whole "You guys must be his lifting friends" schtick with me and Beasti. The guy was probably 140 soaking wet. Now I just wanted him to go away because I was getting angry at a happy party.
Then out came the "I do Crossfit" and, BOOM, I hate him. Then he said he hasn't trained in 8 weeks because he was climbing a rope and the rope broke and he fell 12 feet and broke his back. Since I already hated him, I couldn't really feel to bad. I told him pigs were paleo, so eat up.
Then you came over....
Crossfit is a contact sport.