1bigun11
MuscleHead
- Oct 23, 2010
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My grandmother, who is Jewish (yes, I know I have strange family roots) had moved to a new apartment and was giving me directions. The conversation went like this:
"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy enough," I reply, "but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What.....You're coming empty handed?"
"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"
"Grandma, that sounds easy enough," I reply, "but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?
"What.....You're coming empty handed?"
