Lizard King
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- Sep 9, 2010
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So I pulled a rather large idiot move on Saturday while in a rush. I had to move my car in a field and my wife had parked it on the grass (or so I thought) so instead of backing out, I go forward and up and over a concrete parking thing. Yes, my Infiniti is now wedged on top of a concrete parking pillion behind the front tires which are slightly off the ground. Can't pull it out with the weight of the car on it, and I don't even know how heavy those damn things are. I don't want to call a tow truck and look like a bigger moron than I already am so I spring into action. I get the jack out of the back and start cranking on that bitch, finally get the car high enough where there is clearance on the pillion. Everyone who walks by and asks, I man up and blame it on my wife
So once I get the car high enough, I have no idea how I am going to get this thing out, not like there is anything to grip on! So I just grab it and start pulling and it is moving, inch by inch I pull this freaking thing out from under my car. I finally get the car clear and now I feel the need to put the concrete pillion back onto place. So I am walking it side to side and some guy comes over to help, I'm moving it pretty good and he figures he can do the same, grabs one side and doesn't move it an inch....back up guy, I gots this! Yes, my back and tri's still hurt if anyone is wondering. Guess I am lucky I am strong or I would have looked stupider, if that is possible.
So once I get the car high enough, I have no idea how I am going to get this thing out, not like there is anything to grip on! So I just grab it and start pulling and it is moving, inch by inch I pull this freaking thing out from under my car. I finally get the car clear and now I feel the need to put the concrete pillion back onto place. So I am walking it side to side and some guy comes over to help, I'm moving it pretty good and he figures he can do the same, grabs one side and doesn't move it an inch....back up guy, I gots this! Yes, my back and tri's still hurt if anyone is wondering. Guess I am lucky I am strong or I would have looked stupider, if that is possible.