You would all have a rough time at my house. I make beans 4 gallons at a time, they last weeks. We make a turkey every week or two, so there is always turkey and beans in the fridge. We don't keep fish, but that is mostly cause storing it in the same fridge as the beans make them taste fishy. Never been sick from food.
Grew up eating game and ham that hung in barn (smoke house). It would mold on the outside, wash the mold off and eat it. Heavy on the salt and smoke, but that kept as long as we ever needed it to. No fridge at all, and talking months not days.