january motherf*ckers and why i quit my gym

[DaSarge]

Last week when we were driving home from Arizona, we stopped at one of the highway rest stops and this old Asian dude was running around the parking lot swinging a tennis racket like he was in the middle of the Wimbledon championships. Weird sh*t...

 

[Go Away]

We had a bunch of fake-thug crossfit dildos hitching on the deadlift platform. They'll soon find out that corner is off limits for shit like that. Lots of curls in the squat racks, too. Not looking forward to Jan and Feb at my local YMCA...

 

[1bigun11]

We had a bunch of fake-thug crossfit dildos hitching on the deadlift platform. They'll soon find out that corner is off limits for shit like that. Lots of curls in the squat racks, too. Not looking forward to Jan and Feb at my local YMCA...

lol @ "fake-thug crossfit dildos". I have to remember that!

 

[schultz1]

lol @ "fake-thug crossfit dildos". I have to remember that!

Back off the crossfitters bro.....

 

[IronCore]

Back off the crossfitters bro.....

yes... the crossfitters prefer to back into you... ass to cock style! just ask graniteman He is a newly certified crossfit trainer... he is working on a new methodology called Cockfit...

 

[graniteman]

yes... the crossfitters prefer to back into you... ass to cock style! just ask @graniteman He is a newly certified crossfit trainer... he is working on a new methodology called Cockfit...

Brahhh..I told you it's called 'NutToCheek'' fitness... ask @CTJ , he's my 'head' instructor brahhh

 

[uphillclimb]

Back off the crossfitters bro.....

Quote of the day yesterday: "being the best at the crossfit is like winning a premature ejaculation contest"

 

[RAIDEN]

Got in the gym yesterday around 1 or so to avoid the new year resolution masses but it wasn't long before they started rolling in, screwing around on the cable cross over machine and other stuff. I THOUGHT I had a good strategy by going around high noon to avoid the idiots but it looks like no time is safe... at least for the next month or so.

 

[Jenner]

Mmmm...so this leaves SO much for me to say..... and before the stooges chime this pertains to Jen's bootie only!!

lol, good to see you controlled yourself!

You're doing it wrong. You can't just be smelling dirty ass. Try a clean one

hahahaha....hot, sweaty..bending over ass...is not going to smell like roses...this pertains only to the hot yoga of course....

 

[schultz1]

Quote of the day yesterday: "being the best at the crossfit is like winning a premature ejaculation contest"

Im much better at the 2nd than the first.....wait....nevermind

 

[graniteman]

Got in the gym yesterday around 1 or so to avoid the new year resolution masses but it wasn't long before they started rolling in, screwing around on the cable cross over machine and other stuff. I THOUGHT I had a good strategy by going around high noon to avoid the idiots but it looks like no time is safe... at least for the next month or so.

here's a thought..GO LIFT SOME IRON AND STOP PLAYING ON THE MACHINES!!

AND Eat some steak,protein for God's sake man!!

 

[schultz1]

^^^^^^raiden is looking jacked