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MuscleHead
- Jan 11, 2013
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I got a blood test last month and my creatinine levels were off the charts. I didn't really know anything about that and all I was told was that my kidneys might not be working and they needed to do another test. So I spent part of last month kinda worried about/thinking about mortality. And then I also found out that my cholesterol is ridiculous. Bad stuff too high (391, should be below 200) and good stuff too low. So now I'm on Lipitor and baby aspirin and shit.
Kidneys ended up being fine. They make you save a day's worth of urine and then draw blood the next day and compare the levels of creatinine in your blood vs urine. Carrying around that gas can full of piss all day wasn't fun.
Anyway, when you're thinking about dying there are plenty of things you realize are wastes of time. Like the show Girls, or arguing about Muslims on the internet. I spent a lot of quality time with friends, called my mom a lot (but maintained the standoff with my dick dad).
Did you miss me?
Kidneys ended up being fine. They make you save a day's worth of urine and then draw blood the next day and compare the levels of creatinine in your blood vs urine. Carrying around that gas can full of piss all day wasn't fun.
Anyway, when you're thinking about dying there are plenty of things you realize are wastes of time. Like the show Girls, or arguing about Muslims on the internet. I spent a lot of quality time with friends, called my mom a lot (but maintained the standoff with my dick dad).
Did you miss me?