Headlines I never thought I'd ever read...

[Swiper]

I have a micropenis — this is how I break the news to sexual partners

Shlong story short: The long-suffering fellow has mastered the art of small talk.

nypost.com

 

[tommyguns2]

 

[tommyguns2]

Here's a headline I wasn't expecting!

MSN

And check out this graphic... totally hilarious! I don't think that arrow is supposed to represent inflation, LOL

 

[Swiper]

US Navy hires active-duty drag queen to be face of recruitment drive

“Thank you to the Navy for giving me this opportunity! I don’t speak for the Navy but simply sharing my experience in the Navy! Hooyah, and let’s go Slay!” they added.

nypost.com

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1653481253650288652

WTF????

 

[tommyguns2]

‘Underestimated The (Woman’s) Bondage Skills’: German Police Rescue Man After Wilderness Sex Game Goes Horribly Wrong​

 

[Lil Ed]

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We must ensure the success of Ms Tuna Kunt! we must help and guide this woman to become our first ever female president one day. any woman named Tuna Kunt, gets my vote twice.

 

[Swiper]

“Breaking: George Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large”

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-george-santos-arrested-only-534-members-of-congress-to-go

It’s a Babylon bee headline but it’s funny as hell.

 

[jipped genes]

“Breaking: George Santos Arrested, 534 Members Of Congress Still At Large”

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-george-santos-arrested-only-534-members-of-congress-to-go

It’s a Babylon bee headline but it’s funny as hell.

The Bee is a great source of satire and many times rings true.

 

[jipped genes]

 

[ceo]

...gets my vote twice.

I didn't know you were a democrat.

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[Lil Ed]

Not a Dem, just overly enthusiastic about Ms. Tuna Kunt! That is the most amazing name I have ever heard in all my life! lol

 

[Massive G]