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1bigun11

1bigun11

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Ok, the Proviron/Viagra combination left me in an embarrassing noticeable condition. I thought it would go away after I showered and went to work, but it did not. It didnt really hurt, but it was uncomfortable. And noticeable.

There happens to be a drugstore with a pharmacist on duty across the street from my office, so I walked over and asked to speak to a male pharmacist if one was available. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

She then asked if she could help me. I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister..."

She returned with her sister in about ten minutes and said, "The best we can give you for it is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses......
 
Littleguy

Littleguy

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Sep 30, 2011
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Ok, the Proviron/Viagra combination left me in an embarrassing noticeable condition. I thought it would go away after I showered and went to work, but it did not. It didnt really hurt, but it was uncomfortable. And noticeable.

There happens to be a drugstore with a pharmacist on duty across the street from my office, so I walked over and asked to speak to a male pharmacist if one was available. The woman I was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.

She then asked if she could help me. I said that it was something that I would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister..."

She returned with her sister in about ten minutes and said, "The best we can give you for it is 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed, and $3,000 a month in living expenses......



I assure you LK will at least double that!!:)
 
Regulator

Regulator

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Jan 26, 2011
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Damn biggun I thought you were being serious! Lol great post.
 
Times Roman

Times Roman

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Oct 27, 2012
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sure as shit had me going until i read the punch line............
 
tommyguns2

tommyguns2

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Dec 25, 2010
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I got a kick out of this. Good one!!
 
BrotherIron

BrotherIron

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I thought it was funny but SS didn't share in my amusement. Women.....
 
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