Dumb Husband Fishing Joke.

[1bigun11]

I left the house at 3:30 a.m. Saturday morning for a day of fishing that I had been looking forward to all week. But it was raining when I left and a complete downpour by the time I arrived at the lake. The weather forecast said to expect thunderstorms for the rest of the day. By 7:30 a.m. I was completely soaked, having no fun, and decided to call it off and head home.

I got home around 8:30 a.m. and crawled back into bed with my wife. I snuggled up close to her backside and whispered softly in her ear, "The weather is terrible out there..."

To which she replied softly, "I know. And can you believe my dumb ass husband is out there fishing right now?"

 

[Lizard King]

Bazzzzinger!

 

[IronCore]

Lizard King Walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hands and says... "Would you guys LOOK at what I almost stepped in!?!?!?!!!""

 

[JackD]

Lol.......

 

[uphillclimb]

haha, I saw that one coming. Good one.

 

[1bigun11]

Lizard King Walks into a bar with a big pile of shit in his hands and says... "Would you guys LOOK at what I almost stepped in!?!?!?!!!""

That reminds me of that old Cheech and Chong bit!

 

[1bigun11]

haha, I saw that one coming. Good one.

That is only because you are usually the guy scrambling out the wife's bedroom window when husband arrives home unexpectedly, LOL!

 

[IronCore]

haha, I saw that one coming. Good one.

You must have had your mouth...AND... your eyes wide open then....

 

[uphillclimb]

That is only because you are usually the guy scrambling out the wife's bedroom window when husband arrives home unexpectedly, LOL!

It only happened once....true story back in college. Never out the back window but he pulled into the driveway about 20 secs after I left.....I didn't even have my shoes on

You must have had your mouth...AND... your eyes wide open then....

haha, ya fukk you.