Don't mess with FLEX

[FLEXjs]

So me and Mrs Flex are chillin' and sitting out back. I am grilling burgers for my lunches this week.

This is what $400k gets you for a backyard where we live:

So you can see we back onto the local HS football field and parking lot.

These 2 wankers cruise up tonight and park right behind our house. Music is not super loud but enough that we can hear it and also they as talking loud like jackasses.

After about 5 minutes I tell Lisa I am going to say something. She doesn't me too but I do anyway.

I walk up to the fence and say "Hey, wtf are you doing?"

Dude is like "We're waiting on a mate"

I say "Fine, go wait somewhere else."

Dude is like "Why?"

Me "Because I don't want to listen to your music or you bullshit talk. So **** off"

Dude is like "You don't own this property you only own what's behind that fence."

I was like "**** YOU, MOVE"

Dude was like "I don't have to"

And I was Like "**** OFF, DON;T MAKE ME CLIMB THIS FENCE"

Dude say's "I'd like to see you climb this fence."

I said again "Don't make me climb this fence!"

He laughed..

I was over that 6' fence in seconds. Yes. 270lb fat 47 year old dude and I was like b00m! **** you here I am.

They took off.

So now I am like:

They took off and gave me the finger.

I am saying "Come back here wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And they left.



So to all my haters: Don't make me climb this fence!!!!!!!!!!

 

[IronSoul]

Hahaha silly ass

 

[Turbolag]

.......

=))

I just found my new face book profile photo. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[uphillclimb]

Yeah buddy!! Hopefully you don't have a bunch of eggs on your exterior when you get home tomorrow.

But seriously fukk them...felt good didn't it!?

 

[Rottenrogue]

Lol. That's funny

 

[ceo]

They may have moved across the lot if you'd have just asked them.

 

[darnstrong]

I love the feeling of chasing punks away.. did it this spring to a couple guys that were using chickens as golf balls.. LOL... I held up a 2X4 and yelled over.. "CAN I TRY THAT ONLY WITH THIS 2X4 AND YOUR HEADZ?" they dropped the clubs and ran like pussies LOL, Good form bro!...

 

[FLEXjs]

I like being me.

Mrs. Flex was amused but also scared. LOL.

 

[BrotherIron]

You should have just shot them and said you were doing the world a favor.

 

[monsoon]

Geez, you could have asked nicely. Or snuck behind them and put a potato in the pipe

 

[woodswise]

Good for you Flex. And did you get back over the fence in 6 seconds, too?

 

[Lizard King]

Did climbing the fence count as your cardio for he day?? Lucky that fence has the big links.

i bbq'ed some bacon on my acre lot today