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Does KFC use real chickens shine?

Gstacker

Gstacker

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Well does it? I've heard this before many times and the chicken taste all blubbery an nasty.... My gf just asked I we could go to KFC and I was like "fuck no the chickes fake" so I had to google a link for her..... We decided on sizzler ;)

Is it chicken at all?


IS IT CHICKEN AT ALL?

It has come to the attention of THE UNCOVEROR that a letter is circulating the internet, accusing the former Kentucky Fried Chicken of shortening its name to KFC, because it no longer serves chicken. The letter accuses KFC of using meat from a genetically engineered mutant bird-like creature. We decided that we needed to investigate. Here is a copy of that letter.

Unless somebody can prove otherwise, this is pretty interesting.........

KFC has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many People, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts. First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why?

We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue. It's not. The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet.

The government has told them to change all of their menus, so they do not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know. Please forward this message to as many people as you can. Together we make KFC start using real chicken again.

No wonder their pieces are so small.......

THE UNCOVEROR contacted KFC's national Headquarters, who issued a total denial. No one at University of New Hampshire could be reached for comment. We decided that we needed to investigate this in depth ourselves. After some digging, we found a KFC employee who provided us with samples of the chicken used in sandwiches and tenders. Upon request, we are not publishing his name. We took these samples to Brandine University to be tested.

As the letter states, the meat was not chicken. The animal in question had some chicken genes, but obvious signs of gene splicing were detected. Some of the genetic material seemed to be from ostrich, and some even from turtle, or possibly snake. After considering the letter, the genetic findings, and conferring with his colleagues, Dr. Richard Payne concluded that chicken-like creatures could indeed exist. He also told us that probably only one company, New Dawn Biotech, was capable of creating such a thing. We contacted their labs in Alberta, Canada. Like KFC, New Dawn Biotech denied that they were involved in any such thing. THE UNCOVEROR will continue to dig on this one, and will update this story if we find out any more.

By the way, KFC has always been pressure cooked, or baked. It was never fried. If what the letter says is true, then KFC is NOT FROM KENTUCKY, NOT FRIED, AND , MOST IMPORTANTLY, NOT CHICKEN.
 
Grumpyfit

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I used to hear of a 3 legged chicken that no one could catch to see what it tasted like.
 

SHINE

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Man I tell you it's all screwed up! I agree KFC ain't half as good as it use to be, Gona have to try pop-eyes for a bit!

Rumors has it the sale out schmoes did away with the kernels original recipe! Pure Blasphemy people!
 
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schultz1

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popeyes has the cajun chicken and red beans and rice. mmmmmmmmm good
 
Tiny

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There is some truth in there. Farmers have adopted a factory style mentality to produce the massive volume of meat we need for the USA. I wouldn't believe they are hooked to tubes though...

There has been genetic engineering to these animals though, with the goal to produce more meat faster. They do the same thing with vegetables as well. If science were not applied to improve production we would have either a shortage of food, or much higher prices on them.

If this applied science is safe or not, who knows. There are so many chemicals in our processed food these days there are bound to be side effects to our health. I avoid processed food at all cost. My wife bitches about my diet and meal plans, since 90% of what I eat is made from scratch. It may take more time to prepare, but we all know how important nutrition is.
 
RedNeck

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Man I tell you it's all screwed up! I agree KFC ain't half as good as it use to be, Gona have to try pop-eyes for a bit!

Rumors has it the sale out schmoes did away with the kernels original recipe! Pure Blasphemy people!


Popeyes for the win homie way better then KFC
 
Grumpyfit

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Next thing might be the fish a Long Johns, well isn't really fish. And I love thier fish. If it is fish, oh yea they got chicken there too.
 
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magician

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Let me see if I can shed some light on this for everyone since I am somewhat of a chicken expert. KFC uses a large variety of suppliers for starters. All the major producers have some business with them. It allows them leverage for when negotiating and it does not put all there eggs in one basket so to speak. All chicken comes from one of two genetic crosses either a Ross/Cobb or a Hubbard. There are numerous variations but over the last 20 years or so the birds have been engineered to have larger breasts and small legs. The vast majority of the population prefers white meat so producers have worked towards that end tirelessly. Your fast food chains are size specific smallest to largest go like this Bojangles,Popeyes,KFC,Churches and the KFC grilled is larger in size than everyone else. Currently a 4lb chicken takes about 40 days to produce and an 8lb chicken about 60 days. Drive by a chicken house at night when they have birds in the house and notice the house seems to glow. The lights are on 24hrs a day seven days a week. The feed formulas are closely guarded and every producer has a different blend. KFC standards are high the kind of high that makes it hard to produce for them at times. Any questions?
 
Zomb131

Zomb131

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who cares! I had kfc this morning after a day of food poisoning. Best meal ever.
 
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