That a candle? There's only 2 times a candle gets lite in my house; if the wife gets frisky or something foul happens in the bathroom. Most times it's the bathroom thing.
It’s been a pretty bad year for us here, and besides for making the best of it, I think she’s gone through 50 candles so far. Luckily when I use the bathroom, it smells like a bear sh*t out a Christmas tree.