FlyingDragon
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- Nov 4, 2010
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Dear Mr. Monsoon,
I am worried about my bowel movements, I feel they are taking too much time exiting my anal cavity. As a result I have taken important steps in trying to find solutions to this serious issue.
1) Called California Psychics, asked to speak to a psychic that dealt with bowel movements, was transferred to a psychic from Jersey. She told me I need to talk to my bowels, let them know they will soon enter a swimming pool with cool waters (like most pools, someone has peed in the pool).....I tried this and still no results. Should I believe my bowels are deaf?
2) While watching Squawk Alley (CNBC) earlier this morning I came across a commercial for this product https://www.squattypotty.com/ Can u provide a review of this product?
In closing, I know your the right person to assist in this serious manner of gastroenterology. You come highly recommended from Gman who swears u helped him with a blocked anal cavity on numerous occasions....
Thanks
FD
I am worried about my bowel movements, I feel they are taking too much time exiting my anal cavity. As a result I have taken important steps in trying to find solutions to this serious issue.
1) Called California Psychics, asked to speak to a psychic that dealt with bowel movements, was transferred to a psychic from Jersey. She told me I need to talk to my bowels, let them know they will soon enter a swimming pool with cool waters (like most pools, someone has peed in the pool).....I tried this and still no results. Should I believe my bowels are deaf?
2) While watching Squawk Alley (CNBC) earlier this morning I came across a commercial for this product https://www.squattypotty.com/ Can u provide a review of this product?
In closing, I know your the right person to assist in this serious manner of gastroenterology. You come highly recommended from Gman who swears u helped him with a blocked anal cavity on numerous occasions....
Thanks
FD