Woman files for divorce because husband's schlong is too big...

[JR Ewing]

I went home with this chick last night, right?

She's like "Give me 12 inches and hurt me!"


So I ****ed her twice then hit her in the head with a brick!...

...then took her purse and ran...

 

[ketsugo]

Hey he should stand proud in divorce court

 

[biguglynewf]

Hey he should stand proud in divorce court

i wouldnt even wear pants.

 

[graniteman]

i wouldnt even wear pants.

Hahha.. ''Your Honor..I present exhibit A.. ththump.. What do ya think?!!'' lol

 

[Joliver]

"Ma'am, that's your butthole. Divorce denied."

 

[Bro Bundy]

thank god my pp is perfect...just ask FD he will tell u

 

[ketsugo]

Oh man this post is great lol

 

[chadstallion]

Cause you want a piece of his BBC?

i'd take it as a challenge.