When was the last time you shit your pants?

[uphillclimb]

There was this one time where a fart kissed the cloth but only once.....I'll shit on the side of the road before I hold it for a rest stop bathroom.

 

[BD Cool]

A few months ago I sneezed real hard & shit myself in the process... took an entire roll of TP to clean my ass & underwear.

 

[uphillclimb]

I gotta say this.... Every response no matter what is hilarious in this thread.....I even laughed at my desk at the title alone! lol

 

[Mini Forklift Ⓥ]

I feel like now I am the only person on here that doesn't pay a chocolate gift to his underwear on a regular basis.

Maybe I'm just weird.

 

[IronSoul]

2 years ago I was super sick. Threw up and shit my boxer briefs at the same time.
Every single time I threw up, I would shit. I probably did that 5 or 6 times throughout the night.

Lmao mine is similar to this. I was really sick, think I had food poisoning from something. I was being a pin cushion for some medics, trying to get an IV in me to get me hydrated. I got poked about 6 different times and they couldn't get in my veins cuz I was so dehydrated (or they just suck ) but each time it made me woozy after the failed attempt and I'd start sweating balls. Then the final time I was about to puke and pulled the trash can to me and BAM, puked and shit my pants! It was a case of what I call POMA, piss out my ass. This was a few months ago.

 

[Fanofiron]

Lmfao! Thanks for the laughs! I caught the bathroom just in time this weekend. Luckily just a nasty skid mark it was one of those that u are shitting as u still trying to sit down on the throne. Another second would have been in my pants for sure.

 

[Jenner]

what's wrong with you people!!! LOL

Can't say I have shit my pants...must be a guy thing

 

[brutus79]

what's wrong with you people!!! LOL

Can't say I have shit my pants...must be a guy thing

So I think you are saying women have a heart and men have a shart.

 

[Anabolic Reality]

what's wrong with you people!!! LOL

Can't say I have shit my pants...must be a guy thing

I call bullshit

 

[IronSoul]

I call bullshit

I second this motion

 

[TheSpectre]

Four years ago. I was on Alli (orlistat) got drunk and shit orange oil down my leg.

 

[Jenner]

hate to disappoint but the answer is still no lol

please, I have no shame, if I shit my pants, I'd say so