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I created a quick guide on how to determine if a person is a communist.
How to Spot the Communist: A Guide for the Hyper-Vigilant Patriot
Be on the lookout for these telltale signs of creeping communism!
How to Spot the Communist: A Guide for the Hyper-Vigilant Patriot
Be on the lookout for these telltale signs of creeping communism!
- A person believes children should get a well-balanced school lunch = Communist.
- Uses roads that were funded by taxpayer dollars = Communist.
- Drinks water that was treated at a public facility = Communist.
- Calls 911 instead of hiring their own private security force = Communist.
- Attends a publicly funded school = Communist.
- Uses a public library instead of buying every book themselves = Communist.
- Appreciates firefighters who put out fires without first demanding a credit card = Communist.
- Enjoys electricity from a regulated power grid instead of building their own generator = Communist.
- Drives on highways instead of personally paving their own roads = Communist.
- Accepts Social Security in old age instead of relying on bootstraps = Communist.
- Uses an airport that was funded by public money = Communist.
- Takes medicine that was approved by the FDA instead of rolling the dice with lead tonics = Communist.
- Wants veterans to receive healthcare instead of being abandoned = Communist.
- Supports public parks instead of demanding they be turned into parking lots = Communist.
- Thinks meat should be inspected for deadly diseases = Communist.
- Enjoys the benefits of a military that is funded by the government = Communist.
- Appreciates the National Weather Service warning them about hurricanes = Communist.
- Supports disaster relief instead of letting people drown = Communist.
- Uses a federally backed mortgage to buy a house instead of paying cash upfront = Communist.
- Thinks bridges shouldn’t collapse while driving across them = Communist.
- Cashes a government stimulus check but still complains about socialism = Communist.
- Collects unemployment after being laid off but insists they "earned it" = Communist.
- Wants clean air and water instead of pure, unregulated industrial runoff = Communist.
- Appreciates the existence of an armed forces to defend the country = Communist.
- Thinks police and teachers should get paid a living wage = Communist.
- Enjoys the benefits of the GI Bill = Communist.
- Accepts FEMA aid after a hurricane but believes "government handouts are bad" = Communist.
- Believes food should have ingredient labels = Communist.
- Uses Amtrak or public transit instead of riding a horse = Communist.
- Wants emergency rooms to treat people even if they can’t afford it = Communist.
- Thinks insulin should be affordable instead of being priced like a luxury yacht = Communist.
- Pays taxes instead of living in a self-sufficient cave = Communist.
- Uses the U.S. Postal Service instead of hiring a private courier for every letter = Communist.
- Accepts farm subsidies but still rants about socialism = Communist.
- Has ever used a government-funded invention like GPS or the internet = Communist.
- Knows that tornado sirens are useful instead of just "natural selection at work" = Communist.
- Thinks that corporations should be accountable for pollution = Communist.
- Wants Wall Street to have at least one rule = Communist.
- Believes children should get an education instead of working in coal mines = Communist.