The Official Iron Den Haiku Thread

[Go Away]

I almost got head
From my neighbor but she looked
Just like my homeboy

 

[Go Away]

I had this chick nude
But smoked too much and became
nauseous. I then barfed

 

[Go Away]

I fuxked a red head
On a church playground one night
While wearing a kilt

 

[Go Away]

In a McDonalds
I banged this girl raw, real hard
Then got some nuggets

 

[Go Away]

Post whore delicious
Getting my count higher than
Dracula with weed

 

[graniteman]

High post count lil dick
Beats dick like owes him money
too small for anything

 

[PillarofBalance]

Lizard King you Fag
i hope you die in a fire
and they promote me

We would promote you
If you contributed here
Other than bullshit

 

[GuerillaKilla]

You should know by now
i really don't even lift
I just bang your mom

 

[RAIDEN]

We would promote you
If you contributed here
Other than bullshit

Truer words were never spoken.

GK is a phag
he takes it in the corn hole
he is a ginger

 

[IronSoul]

Panties on my face
Oh my favorite, red lace
Wonder how she tastes

 

[graniteman]

Panties on my face
Oh my favorite, red lace
Wonder how she tastes

Panties on your face
oh your favorite ,red lace?
Those are my jizz stains

 

[IronSoul]

Panties on your face
oh your favorite ,red lace?
Those are my jizz stains

Damn, G! That was yours?
It was dark, I couldn't see
That wasn't whip cream