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The Most Interesting Man in the World

IronInsanity

IronInsanity

TID Board Of Directors
May 3, 2011
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#1
I really like the ad campaign about the most interesting man in the world. A while back I started a parody thread on the most interesting bodybuilder in the world at another site. These are a few that I came up with....

  • Gym owners ask him not to wipe down machines.
  • The grass rises to meet his ass when he squats.
  • When complimenting his physique, the words "no homo" are never used.
  • He eats his post workout meal before his workout.
  • He squats in the curl rack.
  • He once gave "advices" to Arnold.
  • He once attempted a 700 lb. Bench Press that got trapped on the spotter's neck.
  • He does flyes with barbells
  • He once kicked sand in Ronnie Coleman's face.
  • He does French presses...... in German
  • There's a time and a place to curl in the squat rack. The time is never... I'll let you guess the place.
  • When relaxing he often gets asked to stop flexing.
  • Rock bands perform live at his workouts.
  • He was once banned from a competition for being natural.
  • He once stole Ken Waller's shirt.
  • Mods beg reps from him.
  • He does concentration curls with his mind.
  • On leg day he cripples onlookers with second-hand DOMS.
  • The after pic is the place to be.
  • His bro-science has been scientifically proven.
  • When he waxed for a competition, Kelley Clarkson yelled his name.

If you have any post em....
 
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KBD

KBD

I Look Good...
Sep 13, 2010
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#2
HAHAHA rock bands perform live at his workouts, thats a good one.

He takes anadrol and gets leaner....
 
MAYO

MAYO

Bad Mother
Sep 27, 2010
2,121
613
#3
-The bar isn't bending from the weight; it's bowing in his presence.
-Thats not a cut-off tee, his sleeves exploded.
-Deadlifts were his invention.
-Even his calories burn calories.
 
Get Some

Get Some

MuscleHead
Sep 9, 2010
3,441
641
#4
- He yells out "Dianabol!" and his pumps immediately become insane

- Brick Shithouses are built like him

- He once tried doing a set "to failure"... after 3 days the barbell finally snapped

- His left eye is sponsored by Muscle Tech...they pay him in Gold Dubloons

- He hangs Jay Cutler around his neck when he does dips
 
midevil

midevil

TID Board Of Directors
Jan 20, 2011
848
198
#12
I really like the ad campaign about the most interesting man in the world. A while back I started a parody thread on the most interesting bodybuilder in the world at another site. These are a few that I came up with....

  • Gym owners ask him not to wipe down machines.
  • The grass rises to meet his ass when he squats.
  • When complimenting his physique, the words "no homo" are never used.
  • He eats his post workout meal before his workout.
  • He squats in the curl rack.
  • He once gave "advices" to Arnold.
  • He once attempted a 700 lb. Bench Press that got trapped on the spotter's neck.
  • He does flyes with barbells
  • He once kicked sand in Ronnie Coleman's face.
  • He does French presses...... in German
  • There's a time and a place to curl in the squat rack. The time is never... I'll let you guess the place.
  • When relaxing he often gets asked to stop flexing.
  • Rock bands perform live at his workouts.
  • He was once banned from a competition for being natural.
  • He once stole Ken Waller's shirt.
  • Mods beg reps from him.
  • He does concentration curls with his mind.
  • On leg day he cripples onlookers with second-hand DOMS.
  • The after pic is the place to be.
  • His bro-science has been scientifically proven.
  • When he waxed for a competition, Kelley Clarkson yelled his name.

If you have any post em....

lmfao!! great post bro. funny shitski.
 
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