Suicidal Saturdays

[bigrobbie]

I HATE WHEN FOOTBALL IS OVER . SOME SATURDAYS I WAKE UP AND ALMOST WEEP.

NEEDED TO VENT, SORRY

 

[rawdeal]

Is there anyone around who could maybe breast feed you or something?

 

[Cabo Jo]

I'm boring
Golf fills the void. Majors around the corner.

 

[bigrobbie]

Is there anyone around who could maybe breast feed you or something?

Actually yea, but it's my daughter and that would be sick

 

[two_slug]

Actually yea, but it's my daughter and that would be sick

It would be. Leave it up to @rawdeal to give some awkward advise.

 

[rawdeal]

Dammit, two_slug, I was trying my best to avoid mentioning a famous septuagenarian who used to go on talk shows years ago with his daughter and talk about how hot she was and "If she wasn't my daughter ....... " Saw a still pic once of her giving him a lap dance from their front row seats somewhere. Thank GOD I have the sense not to mention that!

 

[Lifter74]

I HATE WHEN FOOTBALL IS OVER . SOME SATURDAYS I WAKE UP AND ALMOST WEEP.

NEEDED TO VENT, SORRY

Oh brother do I feel your pain

 

[bigrobbie]

Dammit, two_slug, I was trying my best to avoid mentioning a famous septuagenarian who used to go on talk shows years ago with his daughter and talk about how hot she was and "If she wasn't my daughter ....... " Saw a still pic once of her giving him a lap dance from their front row seats somewhere. Thank GOD I have the sense not to mention that!

Why rawdeal....why. So many wrong scenarios lap dancing in my brain. I need a scalding shower

 

[bigrobbie]

I'm boring
Golf fills the void. Majors around the corner.

Basketball sometimes helps a little

 

[rawdeal]

Why rawdeal....why. So many wrong scenarios lap dancing in my brain. I need a scalding shower

Why? Because I'm all about wrong scenarios.

Don't scald anything that should never be scalded while you're in there. Warm, moist environments are fine, scalding is out.

 

[bigrobbie]

Why? Because I'm all about wrong scenarios.

Don't scald anything that should never be scalded while you're in there. Warm, moist environments are fine, scalding is out.

Mr. Bean gets it.

 

[rawdeal]

Mr Bean, Richard Simmons, and PeeWee Herman walk into a Bar.

Bartender says ............. (fill in the blanks)