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Some “Your mama” jokes for you

AlphaMale!

AlphaMale!

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Dec 11, 2022
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Your mama is so fat, when she goes to KFC she licks everybody’s fingers

Your mama is so fat, when she sat on the toilet the toilet took a shit.

Your mama is so fat, the last time she went on a date, the guy had to demand reparations.

Your mama is so fat, the last time she had sex the guy’s family had to file a missing persons report.

Your mama is so fat, she uses a grease gun for a douche.

*Your mama is so fat, when I asked her for her phone number all she had to do was was write down the area code.

Your mama is so fat, her husband asked for a cattle prod for his birthday

Your mama is so fat, when Weight Watchers rolled out the red carpet for her she thought it was a giant fruit roll up.

Your mama is such a fat whore, I bought a used car and found her wedding dress in the back seat.

Your mama is such a fat whore, it took her three driver’s training courses just to learn how to sit upright in the front seat.

Your mama is so fat, the guests at her funeral thought it was a potluck dinner.

Your mama is so fat, we used her to play pin the tail on the donkey at your birthday parties.

*my personal favorite

I wrote all of these myself a couple nights ago.
I have a ton more I’ve written down over the years
 
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AlphaMale!

AlphaMale!

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Dec 11, 2022
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I got banned from Facebook for posting these jokes
I woke up to about a dozen admin warnings.
I figure this one was the probably the last straw…

“Your mama is such a fat whore, she prefers payment in food stamps.”
 
HardManifest

HardManifest

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Nov 21, 2022
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I never did facebook. I come from the days on the internet when no one posted anything personal on the internet. Myspace was the door of death then copycat FB came along. I always thought FB was for seniors that posted stuff about knitting.

As a teen we would have LAN party's playing Unreal Tournament and Half-Life.
 
Rock Diesel

Rock Diesel

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Mar 16, 2022
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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Ahhhh I remember these jokes! haha
 
Demigod

Demigod

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Sep 24, 2010
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Yo Mama's pussy is so nasty they made contestants eat it on Fear Factor...
 
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Massive G

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Apr 10, 2020
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Your mama's so fat her blood type is rocky road.
Your mama's so fat her belt size is equator.
LOL at social media censorship. I chuckle everytime I see a flick on Netflix and read the warnings..like smoking ....ahahaha
 
jawbreaker24

jawbreaker24

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Apr 23, 2022
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“Your mamma so fat she has to turn around twice in the shower to get her back wet”


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Restart

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Jan 3, 2019
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Uh, your momma's so fat I can't believe it?

Ok, your momma's so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 commercials. Tell her thanks, I hate commercials.

OLD
Your momma's so fat that she uses a VCR as a pager. When it went off everyone ran because they thought she was backing up.
 
lifter6973

lifter6973

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Jul 3, 2021
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo momma's so dumb, when she went to the movies and saw the "Under 17 not permitted" sign, she left to get 16 of her friends.

Yo momma's so dumb, when she saw the "Disneyland left" sign, she went home.

Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
 
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