1.Your waist may be the same size it was in high school, but you still wear 2 pant sizes bigger so your ass will fit.
Just buy baggies like Levi Silver tab
2. People never ask when you will be finished with the squat rack because they don't want to be on the receiving end of your cobra death glare.
Just let out a few silent but deadly gassers then no one will want to remain- Beans before the gym thats all
4.Over 75% of your Facebook friends are either shirtless or have weights in their hands. The other 25% are just family members.
Real men dont facebook
7. A fridge full of milk and meat should last you until the end of the week.
8. Your eye twitches every time you see a set of half-squats.
9. You spend each night refreshing your gym's homepage, waiting to see tomorrow's workout.
10. You keep an extra stick of deodorant on hand in case of a surprise outbreak of the meat sweats.
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