Seinfeld

[airagee23]

I like the episode where Kramer drives the firetruck

 

[HisAngriness]

i always had a thing for elaine. especially in the later episodes when she stopped doing her hair like a librarian

 

[IronInsanity]

Kenny Banya on working out:

I went from a size 40 to a 42.... Really.... Yeah I'm huge!

 

[IronInsanity]

These pretzels.... are making me THIRSTY!!!

 

[MadMick]

Shrinkage

Elaine: "It shrinks?"

 

[IronInsanity]

Like frightened turtle

 

[tommyguns2]

Is any one a marine biologist?

I'm working on the Pensky file.

"How'd you get those tickets?", "I got 'em from a.... you know, one of those guys who stands outside selling tickets..."

 

[AllTheWay]

i have to admit, ok, ok, it was a great show. jenna pants and i have been laughing and laughing!

 

[IronInsanity]

i have to admit, ok, ok, it was a great show. jenna pants and i have been laughing and laughing!

Just for you then... The Putty new car high-five!

 

[MadMick]

"She's a virgin. She just told me."
"I didn't know."
"Well, it's not like spotting a toupee."


"I still can't believe you're going out on a blind date."
"I'm not worried. It sounds like he's really good looking."
"You're going by sound? What are we, whales?"

"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' "

"You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer?"

 

[IronInsanity]

She's bald! Bald? Bald!!!

 

[IronInsanity]

One of my favorite scenes: